The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church. One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.
He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked his congregation,
"Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either.
Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up !
"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant.
What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY cock?
" Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
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40 Gypsies died in a massive crash on the motorway and went to heaven.They turned up at the Pearly Gates and asked St Peter to let them in.He said that he didn't have room for all 40 of them. He only had room for 5, so they should go away and think about who would come in.A short while later St Peter went to see God and said:'I don't believe it...They've gone!!!!'God replied, 'Who?? The Pikeys?''No...The bl**dy gates!!!!
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40 Gypsies died in a massive crash on the motorway and went to heaven.They turned up at the Pearly Gates and asked St Peter to let them in.He said that he didn't have room for all 40 of them. He only had room for 5, so they should go away and think about who would come in.A short while later St Peter went to see God and said:'I don't believe it...They've gone!!!!'God replied, 'Who?? The Pikeys?''No...The bl**dy gates!!!!
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