Little RALPHY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the toilet. He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!'
The teacher replied, 'Now, RALPHY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go.'
Little RALPHY, thinks for a bit, and then says, 'You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!'
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40 Gypsies died in a massive crash on the motorway and went to heaven.They turned up at the Pearly Gates and asked St Peter to let them in.He said that he didn't have room for all 40 of them. He only had room for 5, so they should go away and think about who would come in.A short while later St Peter went to see God and said:'I don't believe it...They've gone!!!!'God replied, 'Who?? The Pikeys?''No...The bl**dy gates!!!!
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Laugh until you gasp for breath.
And if you have a friend
who makes you laugh,
spend lots and lots of time with them.
HAVE A GREAT DAY!!
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Need a new bathroom suit or maybe a washer
how about a new set of taps perhaps you need new
piping then you need to go
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tudu Accra
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or phone
0023321678003
ask for nabil
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40 Gypsies died in a massive crash on the motorway and went to heaven.They turned up at the Pearly Gates and asked St Peter to let them in.He said that he didn't have room for all 40 of them. He only had room for 5, so they should go away and think about who would come in.A short while later St Peter went to see God and said:'I don't believe it...They've gone!!!!'God replied, 'Who?? The Pikeys?''No...The bl**dy gates!!!!
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