GUTS OR BALLS

There is a distinction. We hear of people having guts or balls, but do we really know the difference? This explanation may be helpful:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being accosted by your wife with a broom, and asking: 'Are you cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - As above but smelling of perfume, beer, and with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and saying: You're next, Chubby.'

This may clarify the definitions, but medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.